On Friday, 3/9/2001, Dave's cousin Dale Schultz came to visit.
Dale brought along his friend, Lori.

The visit started badly. I got stuck in the sleeve of Dale's plaid jacket.
Funny, I would have fit through there a few months ago.
Dale and Dave got me out of the sleeve okay.
Dale's painfully
fashionable plaid jacket can be seen on the left.
I repaid their kindness by attacking them.
Bored with Dave - who I can attack anytime, I concentrated
my attack on Dale.
This is Lori, who spent part of the day asking for directions to
North Point (the site of a War of 1812 battle - southeast of Baltimore), when she
was really looking for Fells Point (an antique shop and pub area of downtown Baltimore).
This adventure has been named in her honor, despite the fact that she seems afraid of
me - for some unknown reason.
Update: Dale and Lori were married in 2005.
Perpetrated by Dave Bealer.
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